Dolphin Friendly Tuna

This was just awesome, no words to describe really except those of a poet trying to out-do nature, I'm not one of them so enjoy, I hope this blog thing lets you guys grab this video and enjoy it fully at your own leisure. This Video Didn't appear here as I wanted, Apparently it's at the bottom of your scrolling device.

I'd like to save the dolphins but I'm afraid I cannae swim,

I'd like to save the Planet but I'm far too bloody dim

I'd put a stop to Racism,

I'd put a stop to crime,

I'd call a halt on dypsomania,

but I havent got the time.

I'm running outta time in La Coruna, I just wanna spend every spare moment (like you guys) online but that means paying the Wi-Fi bar owner for beers or coffee and you all know I drinks too much coffee, plus the expense.

I got an 8mega pixel camera a multi usb port, a host of cables, Two Flash drives, a pen and paper incase all else fails and of course my beautiful guitar. Requests are always welcome thanks to Multimedia Texas Pete (copyright 1972)

The busking here is getting tedious, time to move on, I get paid for Pink Floyd and Mr. Marley and nothing else, however it affords me food and Wi-Fi access, normally I'd be partying with the spanish but I find myself glued to the screen of Senor Dell y Senor Windows. If anyone has any notion of how I can turn travelling laptops into money then please feel obliged to hand over the information at what is discerningly less than gunpoint.

I have already thought of getting a parrot and doing the tourist photo thing, but parrots are scarce in these difficult times.

I wanna go home to broadband unlimited.

this is 'MY FIRST COMPUTER' ..... who remembers TOMY products!

I'm not just facebooking, this is the future and I'm not getting left behind.

Multimedia Texas Pete.(copyright 1972) Gif, Jpg, RGB, sRGB, mov, Pdf, etc etc, come on everyone ,, Learn your p.c's, your kids will be takin the piss out of ya soon, I'm all over these files ,, except the dll. ones, I dont touch them!!! O.k. Hands up who wants another video. Ah just Claire, seems like one is good enough for me.

So while this Video is Uploading, (it takes at least one local beer) I'll tell ya a story,

As you lovely lads and lasses may or may not know, my mum is recovering from a sub arrachnoid haemmorage (autospell please), so I've been feeling like I should/could be doing more for Her,

My Mum is a devout Catholic, so yesterday after a really poor days buskin, I passed by the church to have a chat with my mums mate Mr God.

My Intentions were unintentional, if you know what I mean, Pop in, say Hi, light a candle for Mother and ask Him to look after her, Ten Minutes later I'm having a proper pop at the Lord Almighty, how dare He put my Mum (and my cancerous Dad last year) through the disabilitating condition they have/are going through as life long friends/devotees of the fella, and why am I bothering spending my time in His house talking to Him.

It's the afterlife folks,

Be good to each other, redemption isn't always instant, so if any of you are that way inclined, say a prayer for my Ma, just a speedy recovery, she's a bit lost in Her wonderful ways...........

Thanks, I'm feeling like a loser cause I'm not there for Her but all our Mum's want us to be happy no matter where or what we're doing so buckle up and make the most of every second, because a sub arrachnoid haemmorage may be just around the corner like a bus. We Love Ours Mums. xxxx

And Mr. God can wait until I meet Him Face To Face. That's gonna be Interesting.

I wonder if Dolphins are as intelligent as we think,????

I wonder if we are as intelligent as we think,????

after all, as far as dogs go, who goes to the supermarket for food,? who gets pulled around on a chain? who stands by the door waiting for who to let One out? Who picks up the poo for one another? I've certainly not seen the nicest Labrador package my shit on an idyllic spring morn. Let alone RUB MY BELLY!!

Who's collecting the white dog poo??? There's none in Spain either, Columbians I reckon, £50 a gram, Ha HAaaagggh GOOD SHIT DUDE.

Conspiracy theories please.

Blag My Blog, Bing My Bong, Bang My Bung,,,,, no, don't do that. Damn internet is not letting the Dolphin Video upload which is the whole reason I'm 4 beers to the worse, maybe tomorrow,,,

Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Littlest Hobo,,,,,,,What a tune,

It's kinda cool here in La Coruna, proper spanish city, No full english brekkies, no Del and Rodney Trotter, no nurds on the streets offering me a free shooter with my first beer, but it's very rich, not that Multimedia Texas Pete (copyright 1972)